if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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