belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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