I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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