true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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