he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
