What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
