I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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