I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
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