the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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