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so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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