he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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