hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Randomize
