I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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