How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Congratulations! We have a period
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