weddingsv make me drug and hornr
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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