I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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