we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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