Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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