Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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