He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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