Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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