Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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