Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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