Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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