I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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