How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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