Say something about gay babies.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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