my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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