was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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