Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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