I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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