bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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