Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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