Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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