butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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