The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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