she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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