We won't sleep together?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I wish i was in the wii world.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I fill condoms, not promises.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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