You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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