I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
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The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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