dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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