id be glad to
babies were throwing up all over the place
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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