I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
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my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
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So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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