im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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