I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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