wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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