There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My ATM looks so different sober.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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