i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
smell my finger.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
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