Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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