There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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