i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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