apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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