Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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