This girl is more easily done than said...
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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